I want to buy a Ford Capri
For reasons I dont really know
It’s superfluous, not so fancy
But I can paint it pink
And add a lace detail
It’s a car, that emits carbon monoxide
Amongst other things
I have to google, oh look, formaldehyde too
I wonder how hard it would be, to get it to run on sunshine
Is there enough left in the world
To fuel my selfish desire to play real life Mario Kart?
I want to buy a Ford Capri.
I’ve got my manual license I can learn drive the thing
Ah there it is, FREEDOM! I desire freedom
I sat and typed and pondered
Yes I enjoy the nice things about the car
But it’s the freedom, the FREEDOM!
It’s not suitable to carry a wheelchair
It is not right for baby seats
It’s right to take me where I want to go
On my own, to where I need
So I want to buy a Ford Capri
And drive it to the beach
Stay and watch the sunset and then get fish and chips for tea
I want to touch the ocean with my feet
And feel the space around me
And if I drive my Ford Capri
I don’t have to say please